State Police in Orlando say Tiger Woods will get a careless driving citation for a car crash outside his mansion last week, but will not face criminal charges.

Driving Off Course

They got the goods
On Tiger Woods
And have issued him a ticket.

'Cause he hit a tree
With his SUV,
It's quite a sticky wicket.

They took their time,
There was no crime
But just a fender bender.

There were no breaks,
But just some aches,
Some parts are sore and tender.

Tiger denies,
As vicious lies,
Reports of marital strife.

So all who flirt
With tabloid dirt
Can now go get a life.