According to Nielsen's television records, advertisements featuring Tiger Woods have completely vanished from prime-time television since Woods' wreck.
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Tiger ads have disappeared
Since Tiger dissed that tree.
And since his woman-woes made news,
There's been nary an ad to see.
Americans, adult and child,
Know Tiger Woods on sight.
They've watched him drink his Gatorade
And play golf with all his might.
He drives his balls from tee to green;
At times it's quite amusing.
He keeps his cool when things get tense,
Except for when he's losing.
Copyright 2009 Jim Gordon
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