The head of the secret service and the couple who crashed President Obama's first state dinner have been called to testify before Congress. The congressmen want to know how the security was breached.



But Everybody Had Such A Good Time


The Secret Service is feeling some heat,
And its agents will talk when House members meet.

Congressman Thompson of Mississip
Wants more solid answers and a bit less lip.

He feels the Salahis, Tareq and Mike
Should have been told to take a hike.

He wants to know just how it was missed
That they didn't appear on the invited list.

The head of the Secret Service has said
His folks are embarrassed and his face is red.

Some lawmakers say crashing's a crime;
That the pair could be charged and maybe do time.

A good time was had - it rated a Ten.
But the word is now out : Don't do it again.


Copyright 2009 Jim Gordon