CONNELSVILLE, Pa. – State police have charged Jessica Hollis with harassment for allegedly wiping a dirty diaper on the rear window of another motorist. According to police, Hollis and Melanie Campbell, of Hopwood, began arguing during a traffic jam.
Smear Campaign
When two drivers got caught up and traffic,
They’re disagreement became rather graphic.
One’s use of a nappy
Made the other unhappy
And was not what you’d call photographic.
One might call it a nasty retort
Of a rather embarrassing sort.
Wielding that diaper
Like a road-raging sniper,
Landed the lady in court.
© 2010 Jim Gordon
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