Bedbugs attack U.S. Cities

New York, Philadelphia, and Detroit have been named as the leading sites for bedbugs. According to a report from Terminix, the three lead the list of the 15 most bedbug-infested cities.



Night Bites

Fifteen U. S. cities
Have made a special list
That, no doubt, they're all wishing
Did not, in fact, exist.

Atop the gruesome listing
Are Detroit, New York, and Philly.
They likely don't feel honored;
In fact, they may feel silly.

And exterminator comp'ny,
After all cities had been tested,
Announced that these fair venues
Are the most bedbug-infested.


©  2010  Jim Gordon