Monday, May 9, 2011

Topless Runner Results in Jobless Coach

High School track coach Tom Davis lost his job after one of his runners went topless during a training session. The lad removed his shirt while running in 75 degree weather and athletic director Karl Fogel fired Davis on the spot.



                  Sweating It Out

When the track runner gave into the heat
And let folks all ‘round see his chest,
The high school’s athletic director
Felt firing the coach would be best.

So coach Tom Davis is jobless;
He ended up taking the flack
When his runner decided on topless
And gave folks the shirt off his back.

 
©  2011  Jim Gordon

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