Friday, December 17, 2010

Weatherwoman Charged With False Rape Report

Heidi Jones is off the WABC-TV weather set and facing a possible term in jail. Jones says an attempted rape she had reported earlier to police never happened.



Not So Ravish - ing

The weather gal is out of work
And may not being going back.
The problem stems from her report
Of a sexual attack.

It all took place in Central Park,
As she described the caper.
She said as she was jogging through,
A man grabbed and tried to rape her.

Now, she says, it wasn’t true,
There was no rape attempt;
Her colleagues who had tried to help
Regard her with contempt.

She’s found herself without a job
And taken off to jail
For her false police report
And her fabricated tale.

 
©  2010  Jim Gordon

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