Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Staff Member Accuses Lindsay Of Battery

A report out of Los Angeles indicates Lindsay Lohan is accused of battery against a staff member at a rehab center. Prosecutors are said to be considering whether to file criminal charges against the actress.



    Facing Charges

It’s anything but flattery
To be accused of battery,
That’s the latest accusation,
Where Lindsay’s rehabilitation
Is causing just a slight sensation.
Investigators have inquired
To see exactly what transpired.
The media wants all to hear –
Exactly what, though, isn’t clear.


©  2010  Jim Gordon

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