According to police in Waterville, Washington, a discussion over the ingredients of a recipe escalated into violence. The argument over butter versus margarine, say police, led to the young lady trying to cut her brother's neck with a spatula.
Secret Ingredient
The young man and his female sib
Had an awful fight;
By the time the cops were on the scene,
Things were outta sight.
It started with a recipe
For cheese and macaroni.
He thought his question made some sense;
She thought it was baloney.
"Is that margarine or butter?"
Must have got her goat.
'Cause according to the local court,
She tried to cut his throat.
© 2010 Jim Gordon
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