Friday, June 11, 2010

Man,Drunk, Breaks Into Bank

Ellensburg, Wash. -- Police have arrested a man for breaking into the basement of a bank, apparently to sleep after a night of drinking. The man is seen, on video, entering through a basement window at about 3 a.m. and leaving before 8 a.m.


Sobering Up

A Washington man, say police,
Came close to disturbing the peace.
Seems it was all night that he drank
Slept it off in a bank.
He's in jail, now, awaiting release.

© 2010 Jim Gordon

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