Saturday, June 12, 2010

Candidate Talks Hair

Sacramento, CA. -- Republican Senate nominee Carly Fiorina was caught unaware discussing her opponents hair. Fiorina was picked up on a live microphone as she waited to be interviewed on KXTV's morning news program.



Getting Hair- y

Before Carly went on the air,
She conversed with her usual flair,
Apparently quite unaware
A live mic was sitting right there.

As she sat on the set in a chair,
She seemed to go off on a tear.
But does it really seem to be fair
That the race may revolve around hair.

© 2010 Jim Gordon

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