Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Tiger Woods Accepts All Blame

At his news conference in Augusta, Tiger Woods accepted what he called full responsibility for his fall from grace. He also promised the packed news conference that he’ll show more respect for the game and tone down his language and outbursts on the golf course.



Master-ing The Game

Tiger told all those on hand
How he cheated and deceived.
But said he’s back to play some golf
And hopes he’s well received.

The champ is turning somewhat macho
With a goatee and mustache;
And his fans all hope his comeback works
And that he doesn’t crash.

He says he’ll show much more respect
As he gets his life on track;
Yes, Tiger hopes to patch things up
And get his sponsors back.


© 2010 Jim Gordon

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