Bill Clinton Asked To Lose Weight

Former president Bill Clinton has been fighting the battle of the bulge for quite some time. As the day grows near for his daughter's wedding, however, Chelsea is asking her dad to lose 15 pounds for the occasion.


Slimming Down The Aisle

Bill Clinton's looking toward the day
He walks his daughter down the aisle
To give his little girl away;
He hopes to do it in high style.

With such a happy day ahead,
Bill and Chelsea have had a chat,
And bride-to-be asked dad to shed
Fifteen pounds of ugly fat.


© 2010 Jim Gordon