Thursday, July 12, 2012

Las Vegas police subdue runaway chimps

One chimpanzee is dead, a second tranquilized, after the pair escaped from their backyard cage in Las Vegas. According to authorities, the agitated animals broke out of their backyard enclosure and started running through a residential area.



   Going Ape

Las Vegas cops,
With all their might,
Were out to face
The troglodyte.

Two chimpanzees,
Each one a pet,
Escaped their cage
And posed a threat.

Police went out
Full speed ahead;
One ape’s asleep,
The other’s dead.

 
©  2012  Jim Gordon

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