Thursday, July 19, 2012

Brits Ban Bikinis

The powers-that-be in London have announced that the North London Wildcats will do the cheer-leading honors for the Olympic Games. The decision appears to fly in the face of the public vote for the bikini-sporting Crystals.



            Plain English

We’ve been at the end of wits,
Awaiting all the glitz
An Olympic game permits.
But thanks, now, to the Brits
We’ll miss out on the tits.
Ain’t that just the pits?

 
©  2012  Jim Gordon

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