Octogenarian sues Apple after walking into glass door

Eighty-Three year old Evelyn Paswall is suing Apple after she walked into a glass door at a Long Island Apple store.  She's demanding $1million in punitive damages plus $75,000 in medical expenses.

    What A Pane

In trying to grapple

With what happened at Apple,
That is, walk through a door made of glass.

Both small and colossus

Can break their proboscis
And end up thrown on their ass.

After sitting there stewing

She's decides, then, on suing
Like any ambitious civilian.

She took quite a spill,

Has a medical bill,
And is demanding they pay her a million.


©  2012   Jim Gordon