Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Woman Suing Sheen

A woman says she plans to file a criminal complaint against Charlie Sheen. Capri Anderson accuses the actor of battery and false imprisonment. The charges stem from an incident, last month, in a New York City hotel.


           Dinner For Two

Ms. Anderson is going to court;
She’s mad at Mr. Sheen.
She says he threw a lamp at her
And was really very mean.

The actor’s lawyer sees it all
As something of a game;
Accusations simply charged
To cash in on his fame.



© 2010 Jim Gordon

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