Scientists: Alcohol Worse Than Drugs

British scientists have concluded that alcohol is much worse of us than narcotics. Among the safer choices, according to researchers, are heroin, cocaine, and tobacco.


            Beware The Spirits

It seems the best thing you can choose
Is heroin or crack cocaine;
'Cause scientists have found that booze
Can rot your liver and your brain.

And Ecstacy is milder yet,
Making life much less chaotic;
So now you know your better bet:
Trade your booze for a narcotic.

When compared to alcohol,
Tobacco, too, is much less risky.
What may cause your final fall
Is drinking all that demon whiskey.

So if you tend to be a boozer,
It would seem that it's no joke:
Stop living life as such a loser;
Put down your scotch and have some coke.


©  2010  Jim Gordon