Friday, October 8, 2010

States lose track of sex offenders

Several states lost their GPS systems, this week, which interfered with their tracking of sex offenders. A power outage kept the system down from 9 a.m. until early evening.



                   All Systems Go

Several states faced somewhat of a mess
When an outage killed all GPS
Which keeps sex offenders
From going on benders
And attacking anyone in a dress.

Officials were certainly sweating
A day that was rather upsetting;
But the system’s re-juiced
And no one was seduced;
So officialdom’s no longer fretting.

 
©  2010  Jim Gordon

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