Movie Director Going To Jail

A U. S. District Judge has sentenced movie director John McTiernan to one year in prison. The director of “Die Hard” and “The Thomas Crown Affair” had pleaded guilty to wiretapping charges. He also admitted making false statements to the FBI.



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The director of “Die Hard”
And a few other flicks
Has found himself stuck
In an embarrassing fix.

He admitted his guilt
And feels rather alone;
He says he lied to the feds
And tapped a friend’s phone.

The judge in the case,
Surely not of good cheer,
Says the sentence should be
Much more than a year.

 
©  2010 Jim Gordon