NEWPORT, Ky. – Woody Smith’s attorney says the man will claim an overdose of caffeine is to blame in the strangling death of Smith’s wife Amanda. Smith has said he remembers nothing of the incident.
Coffee Nerves
Woody blames the diet pills
And all those diet drinks.
It seems he lost his thinking skills
Nor could he catch forty winks.
The stuff, he says, messed up his brain;
Made him quite a klutz;
Suggesting he might be insane,
Woody says it made him nuts.
Facing going to jail for life,
He insists he’s not so mean;
It wasn’t he who killed his wife;
It was that demon drug caffeine.
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