Thursday, March 25, 2010

Mother Of Octuplets Agrees To Promote PETA

Nadya Suleman has agreed to let PETA folks put a sign in her front yard urging dog and cat owners to have their pets spayed and neutered. A spokesperson for the "Octomom" says PETA has offered to pay $5,000 for the privilege. Meantime, Suleman is said to be trying to refinance a balloon mortgage.




Litter Control

The PETA folks go about preaching
To folks they're committed to teaching;
But they money they're paying
Linking Octomom to spaying
May be seen by some folks as "reaching."
© 2010 Jim Gordon

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