Friday, February 12, 2010

Playboy Stockholder Suing Hefner

Hugh Hefner is facing a lawsuit filed by a Playboy stockholder. The suit accuses Hefner of allowing the company to collapse while he continues to lead "the good life."



Pursuing Playboy

Hugh Hefner's in court,
Fighting a threat to his reign.
A shareholder claims
Playboy's going down the drain.

Says the plaintiff, it's time
To put the firm on the block.
An issue costs more
Than a share of its stock.

He claims it's that Hef
Wants to keep getting his kicks.
That he cares not for money....
But just wants the chicks.


Copyright 2010 Jim Gordon

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