Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina is facing ethics charges, in connection with the alleged use of public money for private travel...including trips, this summer, to Argentina.


The Wages Of Woo-ing

Mark Sanford is faced
With charges he chased
After his sweetheart with taxpayers' money.'

The Gov'nor was missed
While away on a tryst
In Argentina to visit his honey.

The Missus and he
Are looking to see
If he can get off the hook.

But First Lady Jen
Has picked up her pen,
And soon will tell all in her book.


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