Monday, April 30, 2012

Octomom goes bankrupt

Nadya Suleman has reportedly filed for Chapter Seven Bankruptcy in an effort to get what she terms "a fresh start" for her and her children.  Reports indicate the Octomom has debts  amounting to as much as $1 million.


    Chapter And Verse

Nadya's facing challenges,
They're most certainly not funny;
She's overwhelmed by creditors
And running out of money.

She's taking steps to stem the tide
Consuming her and kids;
The Octomom is taking steps
So's not to hit the skids.

It seems the life she's leading now
Is more like Hell than Heaven;
So, to buy some time to breathe a bit
She's filed for Chapter Seven.

She'll look for ways to bounce on back;
Just how, well, Heaven knows.
There's always that "Reality"
And its television shows.


©  2012  Jim Gordon

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