Sarah Denies Messing Up

Sarah Palin insists she was accurate when she said Paul Revere's famous ride was intended to warn both the British and his fellow colonists. "Part of his ride,” says Palin was to warn the British …they were not going to beat our own well-armed persons, individual, private militia that we have."



Putting English On It

“I didn’t mess up,” Ms. Palin said,
About that ride of one Paul Revere.
His cry was to warn both sides, you see,
And tell those Brits to get outta here.

Sarah’s brief journey is near its end
And folks are relieved, or so it looks;
Cause historians, now, must take out their pens
And rewrite what it says in the history books.

 
©  2011  Jim Gordon