Friday, February 11, 2011

Lindsay Read The Law

Lindsay Lohan's wearing apparel raised some eyebrows, as the actress went to court to plead not guilty to felony charges. The judge warned her to live up to the terms of her bail or find herself behind bars.



       Courting A Felony

Lindsay Lohan went to court
Looking very much the sport.
She then pleaded, by and large,
Not Guilty to the charge.

Her attire caused many a frown.
She looked dressed to do the town.
The judge then laid down the rules
And said don't take us all for fools.

Said the judge, if she should fail,
He'll see that she's sent straight to jail.


©  2011  Jim Gordon

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