One-time governor Jesse Ventura has gone to court over the body scans and pat-downs at airports. He's asking a federal judge to stop such searches without warrants. The Transportation Security Administration requires travelers who decline to go through the scanners to submit to pat-downs that include checks of the inside of their thighs and buttocks.
Get Off My A#%
The courts have heard from Jesse
Who thinks pat-downs are messy.
So he wants the TSA
To now be held at bay.
He doesn't like those scans
Or how agents use their hands.
He finds it quite abhorrent
To be searched without a warrant;
Jess says if you'd be so kind
Keep your hands off his behind.
© 2011 Jim Gordon
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