Thursday, July 1, 2010

Suspected Russian Spy Disappears

Police in Cyprus are searching for Christopher Robert Metsos. The man accused of being a spy for Russia has vanished after being released on bail.



Vanishing Act

The alleged Russian spy was sprung from jail
And told to stick around when released on bail;
He went someplace - nobody knows where;
You might say he vanished right into thin air.
The Justice Department has nothing to say,
And has no idea why he didn't stay.
He dropped out of sight with no one's permission,
Wasn't looking forward to extradition.
As the search goes on without a magic wand
The Feds could use help from, well, maybe James Bond.

© 2010 Jim Gordon

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