College junior Sophia Stockton — had ordered a textbook on Terrorism from an independent retailer online. When she flipped through the pages, she discovered a bag of white powder had fallen to the ground. Thinking it might be anthrax, she took it to police who determined it was cocaine. Estimated street value - about $400.
Let It Snow
The student thought it good and fine
To buy a needed book on line.
But when she got the tome on Terror,
It seems that there had been an error.
She thought it just might be a joke,
But remembered things go best with coke.
© 2012 Jim Gordon
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