Robert Holloway says he fell after slipping on animal feces at a Newport News Pet Smart Store. He says store management allows customers' pets to defecate on the floor.
Waste-ing Away
A man down in Newport News
Wants a million dollars or more.
Seems he got more than a bruise
When his head made contact with floor.
Now Pet Smart's facing some flap,
And possible obligation,
Because of a floor full of crap;
ie: Customers' pets' defecation.
© 2010 Jim Gordon
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