New York Giant defensive end Osi Umenyiora is facing a $20,000 fine for missing a media session at the Super Bowl.Umenyiora says he misunderstood the schedule and adds that he'll be at tomorrow's session without fail.
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Osi now needs to cough up twenty Gs
'Cause he forgot his date to shoot the breeze. He'll be on hand tomorrow, you can bet; 'Cause it can get expensive to forget.
Ever since my days in broadcasting, I’ve had an irresistible impulse to turn news stories into some kind lyric or rhyming thing…couplets or otherwise. Of course, this was strictly forbidden on the air.
Since I’m no longer on the air…on a regular basis, at least…I’ve decided to share this impulse with you.
Please feel free to comment, pro and con. I have relatively thick skin…especially around the brain area…and may very well answer you in sonnet-form.
Of course, I must ask that you:
Please keep all your comments pristine;
Crisp and fit for a queen.
And if you’ve got the time,
You might make your words rhyme.
Have fun and try not to be mean:o))
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