Actress Lindsay Lohan is said to have accepted just under $1 million to pose nude for Playboy magazine.According to reports, Lohan has divided her time between posing for the photos and doing "community service" at the L.A. County Morgue.
The Naked Truth?
While Lindsay's still out on probation,
She's causing a bit of sensation. In a session quite rare, She's gonna be bare, Giving guys no end of elation.
Ever since my days in broadcasting, I’ve had an irresistible impulse to turn news stories into some kind lyric or rhyming thing…couplets or otherwise. Of course, this was strictly forbidden on the air.
Since I’m no longer on the air…on a regular basis, at least…I’ve decided to share this impulse with you.
Please feel free to comment, pro and con. I have relatively thick skin…especially around the brain area…and may very well answer you in sonnet-form.
Of course, I must ask that you:
Please keep all your comments pristine;
Crisp and fit for a queen.
And if you’ve got the time,
You might make your words rhyme.
Have fun and try not to be mean:o))
You’re also welcome to check out
jimsvoices.com
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