Lohan’s Accuser Axed

The woman who accused Lindsay Lohan of battery has lost her job with the Betty Ford Clinic. Dawn Holland has been, in turn, accused to breaking the facilities rule of patient confidentiality.



                Off The Team

Lindsay’s accuser’s no longer aboard
As a clinical staffer at Betty Ford.
Officials attribute the lady’s egress
To a leak of the incident to the press.
A spokesperson says it’s quite essential
That patient affairs are confidential.
Midst “she says, she says” allegations,
Officials continue their conversations
To see if the charge is a false report,
Or if Lindsay ends up going back to court.


©  2010  Jim Gordon