Oprah Offers Talk Show To Duchess

Oprah Winfrey is reported to have offered Sarah Ferguson a talk show. According to reports, the Duchess of York would have her own program on the Oprah Winfrey Network. Ms. Ferguson is said to be about 2 million pounds in debt.



Heeeeere's Sarah

The duchess of York's
A bit down on her luck;
But an offer from Oprah
May get her unstuck.

Ms. Winfrey, a friend,
And, of course, a big star,
Has made Fergie an offer
That's far from bizarre.

Sarah has shown folks
She can well walk the walk;
Now here comes the chance
To come talk the talk.

A show of her own
To star and to rock;
With a well-deserved chance
To get out of hock.

©  2010  Jim Gordon