Tiger Woods Answers Questions

ESPN and The Golf Channel interviewed Tiger Woods on Sunday. They were each given 5 minutes to ask their questions. Woods says he, alone, is to blame for his problems and he’s continue to receive treatment.


Tiger Talks

Tiger met with some folks at ESPN
At his home for a 5-minute stay.
'Twas a session designed to put one to sleep,
Since he really had nothing to say.

It seems things, of late, have been a real mess;
And his marriage has suffered a glitch.
All the press he’s received since Thanksgiving Day
Has made his whole life a real bitch.

Therapy, 'twould seem, has a long way to go,
Though he’s returning to golf and his friends.
He’ll keep on reporting for treatment, he says,
And working on making amends.

© 2010 Jim Gordon